Have a good trip Einstein

No no no, Doc, I just got here, okay, Jennifer’s here, we’re gonna take the new truck for a spin. Ah well, sort of. Please note that Einstein’s clock is in complete synchronization with my control watch. You’ll find out. See, there’s Biff out there waxing it right now. Now, Biff, I wanna make sure that we get two coats of wax this time, not just one.

Mayor Goldie Wilson, I like the sound of that. Oh. Jesus. The keys are in the trunk. So tell me, future boy, who’s president of the United States in 1985?

I have a feeling too. Don’t stop, Wilbert, drive. It’s about the future, isn’t it? It’s cold, damn cold. Ha, ha, ha, Einstein, you little devil. Einstein’s clock is exactly one minute behind mine, it’s still ticking. Jesus, you smoke too?

Of course, the Enchantment Under The Sea Dance they’re supposed to go to this, that’s where they kiss for the first time. Okay. That’s right. That’s Calvin Klein, oh my god, he’s a dream. Let’s put him in there.

And Jack Benny is secretary of the Treasury. Where’s Einstein, is he with you? Don’t pay any attention to him, he’s in one of his moods. Sam, quit fiddling with that thing, come in here to dinner. Now let’s see, you already know Lorraine, this is Milton, this is Sally, that’s Toby, and over there in the playpen is little baby Joey. Thank you, don’t forget to take a flyer. What did she say? It’s your mom, she’s tracked you down. Quick, let’s cover the time machine.

I’m gonna do it again

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Well, ma, we talked about this, we’re not gonna go to the lake, the car’s wrecked. Well maybe you are and you just don’t know it yet. Yeah, well, how about my homework, McFly? whoa, whoa Doc, stuck here, I can’t be stuck here, I got a life in 1985. I got a girl. That’s Strickland. Jesus, didn’t that guy ever have hair?

Don’t tell me anything. Um, yeah well I might have sort of ran into my parents. Yeah. Don’t tell me. Uh, you want me to buy a subscription to the Saturday Evening Post? Silence Earthling. my name is Darth Vader. I’m am an extra-terrestrial from the planet Vulcan.

Okay, that’s enough. Now stop the microphone. I’m sorry fellas. I’m afraid you’re just too darn loud. Next, please. Where’s the next group, please. Don’t worry, I’ll take care of the lightning, you take care of your pop. By the way, what happened today, did he ask her out? Marty. Marty. Marty. And where’s my reports? Please, Marty, don’t tell me, no man should know too much about their own destiny.

But I can’t go to the dance, I’ll miss my favorite television program, Science Fiction Theater. Why that’s me, look at me, I’m an old man. That’s right, twenty five years into the future. I’ve always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I’ll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series. Please, Marty, don’t tell me, no man should know too much about their own destiny. What, what, ma?

What’s a rerun? Yeah but George, Lorraine wants to go with you. Give her a break. They’re late. My experiment worked. They’re all exactly twenty-five minutes slow. Well, Marty, I’m almost eighteen-years-old, it’s not like I’ve never parked before. That’s for messing up my hair.

Hey, I’m here now

Hey, Doc, we better back up, we don’t have enough roads to get up to 88. Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan. And he told me that if I didn’t take Lorraine, that he’d melt my brain. Then how am I supposed to ever meet anybody. He laid out Biff in one punch. I never knew he had it in him. He never stood up to Biff in his life. It’s my dad.

Who, who? Who? Back to the future. Whoa, wait a minute, Doc, are you telling me that my mother has got the hots for me? You know what I do in those situations?

Doc, you gotta help- What the hell is this? Uncle Jailbird Joey? Watch this. Not me, the car, the car. My calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour, your gonna see some serious shit. Watch this, watch this. Ha, what did I tell you, eighty-eight miles per hour. The temporal displacement occurred at exactly 1:20 a.m. and zero seconds. That was the day I invented time travel. I remember it vividly. I was standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porces was wet, I slipped, hit my head on the edge of the sink. And when I came to I had a revelation, a picture, a picture in my head, a picture of this. This is what makes time travel possible.

Again, again, and again.

Yeah, well, I still don’t understand what Dad was doing in the middle of the street. Children. Good evening, I’m Doctor Emmett Brown. I’m standing on the parking lot of Twin Pines Mall. It’s Saturday morning, October 26, 1985, 1:18 a.m. and this is temporal experiment number one. C’mon, Einy, hey hey boy, get in there, that a boy, in you go, get down, that’s it. My god, they found me. I don’t know how but they found me. Run for it, Marty. My god, they found me. I don’t know how but they found me. Run for it, Marty. It’s taken me almost thirty years and my entire family fortune to realize the vision of that day, my god has it been that long. Things have certainly changed around here. I remember when this was all farmland as far as the eye could see. Old man Peabody, owned all of this. He had this crazy idea about breeding pine trees.

Take that you mutated son-of-a-bitch. My pine, why you. You space bastard, you killed a pine. Okay, okay you guys, oh ha ha ha very funny. Hey you guys are being real mature. Go. Please, Marty, don’t tell me, no man should know too much about their own destiny. Whoa, whoa, okay.

Now remember, according to my theory you interfered with with your parent’s first meeting. They don’t meet, they don’t fall in love, they won’t get married and they wont have kids. That’s why your older brother’s disappeared from that photograph. Your sister will follow and unless you repair the damages, you will be next. What Lorraine, what? Marty, will we ever see you again? I hope so. Wait a minute, what are you doing, Doc?